OKAY GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY REVIEW
IT WAS REALLY GOOD
MY FAVORITES WERE ALL OF THEM BUT ESPECIALLY ROCKET AND
BARA SPACE KRATOS DRAX
AND I CANNOT
THAT THAT CHARACTER IS NOW CANON TO THE MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE
PLEASE GO SEE GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STAY THROUGH THE CREDITS YOU SHOULD REALLY NOT NEED ME TO TELL YOU THAT
THANK YOU GOODNIGHT
My therapist just told me a joke.
So this girl walks up to another girl and says “Hey, have you heard of the Bechdel Test?”
And the other girl says, “Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day!”
You expected Shakespeare?
No, but I held out a tiny shred of hope for something not quite as irresponsibly awful as the first movie.
So Sharknado 2 just ended! Review under the cut, for those who want to avoid spoilers!