May 2012
April 2012
Garrus: What's the first order an Alliance commander gives at the start of combat?
Joker: Uh...I give up.
Garrus: Correct.
Joker: Hahaha, alright big guy, what do you call it when a Turian gets killed by a horrible spikey monster?
Garrus: Friendly fire. Come on, that one goes back to shanxi!
Joker: Hey, you gotta respect the classics.
Garrus: How many humans does it take to activate a dormant mass relay?
Joker: 602. Six hundred to vote on it, one to ask the Asari for technical help, and one to request a seat on the council afterwards.
Joker: How do you know when a Turian's out of ammo?
Garrus: He switches to the stick up his ass as a back-up weapon.
Garrus: Why does the Alliance hire pilots with Brittle Bone disease?
Joker: You're shitting me! The Turian military has one about me?
Garrus: Oh absolutely, I heard it myself from a private back on Palavan.
Joker: Alright, why does the Alliance hire pilots with Brittle Bone disease?
Garrus: So their Marines can beat someone in hand-to-hand drills.
Joker: Damn, you need to tell James that one.
Joker: Hey, what's the hardest part about treating a Turian who took a rocket to the side of his face?
Garrus: Figuring out which side took the rocket.
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Y’know, I like my film classes. They’ve introduced me to a myriad of cinema that I would have otherwise never seen. Heck, my first film class was the first time I had seen Blade Runner, Ghost in the Shell, and Children of Men. The film class I’m taking now is the first time I’ve seen both The Big Lebowski and Brick!
I enjoy discussing films and the various themes and...
Character Solidifying Sunday →
adriofthedead:
schrodingersvet:
schrodingersvet:
schrodingersvet:
Ask about my characters and shit
Still doing this, yo
One more time :3
Been getting a few asks here and there, but I’m still taking them!
it’s still sunday in at least 5 time zones so let’s do this!
berlitz:
do you ever feel like you like someone a lot more than they like you and then start to feel like you’re just annoying them because while you always want to talk to them they probably don’t always want to talk to you and it stresses you out a lot and then you just start to feel really depressed about it
Watchteaonatrain:
galaxy-hearts:
batterswing:
storyowls:
timavery:
WE STRIKE AT DAWN
COME MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS
Canadian armed forces.
CHRIST
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I finished the Denko thread as well as Denko 2: Electric Stalkaloo and am hesitating on whether or not to continue on to Denko Episode III: Revenge of the (´･ω･`).
ONE MAN CAN ONLY TAKE SO MUCH.
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Finally reading that Denko thing.
Openly screaming “NO WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT” at my computer screen.
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WatchＷＡＡＨ ＴＨＡＴ ＷＡＳＮ Ｔ ＮＩＣＥ ＦＯＸ
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In other news
hobbit-queen:
thankyousirmayihaveanother:
I think an entry like this calls for a new TTA soon.
I would love to see TTA making a video with the words, “Totally not cool, bro”.
it would probably be something along the lines of “dude wtf” but it would be spelled out in binary where 1’s and 0’s are represented by a grid of lights where 1’s are lights that are on...
Gage McColgan says:
This dude is acting like he's writing a fucking research paper, not a news article
Natalia W. says:
oh no that's really bad
Gage McColgan says:
It really is
He's using words like "bequeathed" and "opined," that is not 9th grade level vocabulary
that's fucking
british vocabulary
Natalia W. says:
|:
Gage McColgan says:
The other member of our group's section isn't so bad... it's at most a bit redundant with names and doesn't use any direct quotes
His computer was apparently on the fritz though so I'm willing to cut a little slack
Natalia W. says:
funsies
Gage McColgan says:
oh yeah totally
God if I pull this shit off I deserve a fucking Pulitzer
Like seriously
Natalia W. says:
*patpat*
Gage McColgan says:
I will submit the final article and the originals I had to work with to whatever fucking committee decides that
And they'll be like
"Shit"
"You made THIS"
"Out of THAT?"
"Fuck man, just take the plaque and the money, that's some Goddamn amazing work right there"
"Would you like anything else while you're here? Bill here just got a Porsche last week but we're pretty sure you deserve it more"
Natalia W. says:
gonna be running off to cook just like on and off so be awarrre
Gage McColgan says:
I AM
AWARE
O-O
^ look at how fucking aware those eyes are
look at them
look at them as they STARE INTO YOUR VERY BEING
Natalia W. says:
*pokes one*
Gage McColgan says:
O-< OW FUCK
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mrviperfang asked: On a scale of 1-10, I give Chrias a POP SHOVE-IT!
Lets start something new guys! Rate my OC in my...
adriofthedead:
schrodingersvet:
prismasandpie:
from scale to 1-10. Good and bad words accepted. :)
Sure why not?
Come at me
I think people are only really aware of like 3 Morphkind characters but w/e LET’S DO THIS.
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In Which Gage Livetweets Lion King 2
11.42 PM: Let's Watch Lion King 2 And Ponder How Our Lives Went So Wrong
11.47 PM: partly cloudy with a chance of GHOST DAD
11.48 PM: it's like zazu had teeth in one scene in the first lion king and in lk2 he's the toothiest fucking bird in the pridelands
12.03 AM: YOU KNOW DA PENALDY FER RETURGLING TER DUR PRIURBDALERNDS
12.04 AM: I'm repeating lines in stupid voices and it's funnier than it should be.
12.04 AM: they're mostly matthew broderick's lines.
12.20 AM: God Nuka is seriously the worst fucking character I'm so happy his ribcage is crushed and he dies horribly and painfully.
12.21 AM: "This must be where the deer and the antelope play!" ...WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN. HOW IS THAT JOKE. HOW AM DOSKDGJDGKFSJDFS god this movie
12.30 AM: That flat "A" sound Mufasa makes when he screams "SIMBAAAAAA" in Simba's nightmare never fails to crack me up.
12.31 AM: oh my fucking god i think upendi is coming up
12.34 AM: Every single "action" scene in this movie uses a track that's pretty much the Pirates of the Caribbean theme.
12.37 AM: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK NO
12.38 AM: god i can feel my organs liquifying already
12.39 AM: In Upendiiiii, where the Ｖ Ｉ Ｒ Ｇ Ｉ Ｎ Ｓ Ａ Ｒ Ｅ Ｓ Ａ Ｃ Ｒ Ｉ Ｆ Ｉ Ｃ Ｅ Ｄ Ａ Ｔ Ｔ Ｈ Ｅ Ｂ Ｌ Ａ Ｃ Ｋ Ａ Ｌ Ｔ Ａ Ｒ
12.40 AM: "Upendi, it means love doesn't it!" WHOA GUYS WE GOT A FUCKING GENIUS OVER HERE LET'S TELL HER WHAT SHE'S WON.
12.41 AM: Spoiler: She's won like 2 or 3 more shitty song numbers.
12.43 AM: A quick tag search on Tumblr reveals that there are people who legitimately like that song.
12.44 AM: In related news, same people found to have no taste in music.
12.44 AM: The only upside to Upendi is that hearing it means Nuka's death scene is coming up.
12.48 AM: WE WILL TAK HEZ ENTURR KENGDUM BAH FURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRCE
12.50 AM: deesepshan
12.52 AM: I just realized that the female "He is not one of us" sung when Kovu takes one last look back at Pride Rock is sung by a rhino.
12.53 AM: Which is hilarious.
12.56 AM: Last time I watched Lion King 2 with @spicykari we deduced that Kiara's "secret heart" was really her second heart 'cause she's a time lord.
12.56 AM: PS: REFLECTIONS DON'T FUCKING WORK THAT WAY GODDAMMIT.
12.58 AM: "Hey look... we are one," Kovu said, assuming his parasitic alien form and absorbing Kiara into his body.
1.06 AM: The absolute inanity of a line like "give me your paw" is staggering. YOU DON'T HAVE THUMBS, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO.
1.15 AM: And that's Lion King 2. I only vomited a *little* bit of blood this time.
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Watchhey dude
u ok?
Sit down and stop bending
the kawaiilander: this is like Korra versus SJ
Gage (Sane Intolerant): DIE BENDING SCUM
Gage (Sane Intolerant): why don't you check your bending privilege
Gage (Sane Intolerant): i'm a bender but i identify as a nonbender so i understand what they're going through
the kawaiilander: jesus you're bringing the fire aren't you
Gage (Sane Intolerant): I'm a fire-bender-identifying water bender
Gage (Sane Intolerant): DON'T CALL HIM AN EARTH KINGDOM RESIDENT, HOW DO YOU KNOW HE DOESN'T IDENTIFY AS AN AIR NOMAD
the kawaiilander: dead
the kawaiilander: you killed me
Gage (Sane Intolerant): As a spiritworldkin I understand how you feel
the kawaiilander: I CAN'T
Gage (Sane Intolerant): my headmate is cabbage
Gage (Sane Intolerant): get it
Gage (Sane Intolerant): head of cabbage
Gage (Sane Intolerant): wokka wokka
Gage (Sane Intolerant): or
Gage (Sane Intolerant): sokka sokka
Gage (Sane Intolerant): heyooooooooooooh
the kawaiilander: I'm done
omg i want peoples headcanons about me
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